There was some kid Kevin with who I went to a kindergarten. He had a penis, so I used to believe that I, as a girl, have a penis too, although I could feel the oposite. Once we went peeing and he asked me why I have to sit and pee, so I tried standing and catching something that were never there. I went all wet. That was when I realised the difference.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I belived what when i was peeing, a jellymonster would come out of my penis to punish me.— Shuyin
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to think that men's poo came out of their penis' like wee.— Helen
- I used to think that I was the only person to have a penis!Anon
- I used to believe that girls pee was in their poop, because they have no penis.— s
- I used to think that Bananarama's song "I'm You Venus" was "I'm Your Penis"Anon