At church, one line in a prayer was “forgive us our sins”, but I thought we were all saying “give us your cents”. And then I would say/think, ‘but that’s all I have! I don’t want to give my cents away!’ lol
A childhood belief about church
others believed things like this
- i used to think that if i tore a dollar bill in half it would make fifty cents— stacy
- I thought Maria Carey's 1998 ballad was 'I'd give my arms' instead of 'I'd give my all'.— Briony Maggs
- I used to believe that a quarter after the hour was 25 minutes after the hour because 25 cents = a quarter.— Marni
- I used to believe that the lyrics to Bon Jovi's "You Give Love a Bad Name" were "You give love a Band-Aid".Anon
- "...Forgive us our just passes, as we forgive those who just passed against us..."— Speed Racer Fan
- When I was little I thought if you were sick the only way to get better was to give it to someone else.— Jen