In grade 3 or 4 a boy asked me if I had a penis, and I said yes, because my concept of a penis was simply just where you peed out of (“PEEnis”). Silly me.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon
- I used to believe that gay guys had sex by sticking their penis in the other's penis.— Fanbrat
- when I was little, about 4th grade, I thought that when a guy had an erection his penis turned colors...lmao— peanut
- when i was a little girl i asked santa for a penis for christmas. i thought it was a really awesome toy. — haha
- I used to think that men's poo came out of their penis' like wee.— Helen