i was with my cousin at the bech wen we came across a balloon we sniffed it i was convinced it was chewing gum or was it a pill it was a balloon we blew it up my uncle came walking he said why the hell r u blowing up condoms? we asked wots a condom he went red and my cousin said summin her dad wears every sunday does he blow up i asked xD
A childhood belief about condoms

others believed things like this
- If you swallowed chewing gum it would make a balloon inside you and your stomach would explodeAnon
- I used to think that if you didn't blow your nose and just sniffed the snot up, you head would blow up.Anon
- When i was young I used to believe if I ate ham fat I was going to inflate like a balloon— a guy
- My cousin's mom told my cousin that pop makes you short. He probably believed it.— Molly
- i usd to believe that if i put a balloon on a lawn chair that i could float up in the sky and around the worldAnon
- My older brother used to tell me that if I "untied" it, I'd fly around the room like a balloon. — Gullible youth