When I was around five years old, my cousin who is one year older than me came to visit. We were putting on our gear so we could go play in the winter snow. He was putting on his hat, it was one of those hats like a cap with a little pom-pom on top. I asked him what he was doing and he said, "putting on my buttocks." For the longest time after that I thought that the type of hat with a pom-pom was called a buttocks, and referred to it that way.
A childhood belief about speaking
others believed things like this
- I thought it was against the law to carry around a lot of money unless you were putting it in the bank.Anon
- Since my father had a deep cleft in his chin, I thought he was growing a tiny buttocks out of his face.— Rick
- I thought that when the lights went out, putting a candle behind the tv would make it work :)— Ricky
- I used to think that poop was stored in your buttocks and that's why they're squishy.Anon
- i used to believe that people's buttocks were plump because of the poo filled in it— Diesa
- I thought firefighters were really "firefires," and burned houses down insted of putting them out.Anon