HA My sister usta sing the song "It's A Heartache" like this:
IT'S A HARD EGG, NUTTIN BUT A HARD EEEEGGGG HITS YOU WITH A TOOTHAAACCHHEE HITS YOU WITH A CLOWWWWNNNNN rofl!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought snow had diamonds in it because it sparkles when the sun hits it.— Giselle
- I used to believe if you fart hard enough you can fly— Bob
- i used to think that i would become a fairy if i just wished hard enough!!!LOLAnon
- I used to think croutons were hard chicken. Anon
- I used to believe that if I threw up too hard my brain would explode.— Tammy
- that if I flapped my arms hard enough, I could get airborne.— DeQuendre