Whenever boys would get hit in the crotch by a ball or something, they'd be like "ow my nuts!" so I thought "nuts" just referred to the area between your legs, and I didn't know it hurt a lot more for boys to be hit there than for girls. So whenever a ball would hit me in between the legs I'd be like "ow my nuts!"
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to think tree-nuts (especially almonds) were made of wood. — Josh
- When i was younger my grandma told me that the nuts that was on the bread were bug wings, i still ate it.— Matt
- When I was younger I believed that pistachio nuts were made out of beetles that had somehow been dried out. — Alyssa
- I used to think that if you ate nuts and seeds that minature trees woudl grow in your stomach.— Gillian
- I used to think volleyball was actually called "ball-y ball"Anon
- that cats were only girls and dogs were only boys. I definetly didn't get the whole reproducing thing yet.— Jamie