when i was small i though the more dirty you had your hair then head lice wouldnt want to stay there caus it was too dirty for them. boy was i wrong!
A childhood belief about hair

others believed things like this
- when i was younger i thought ac/dc's dirty deeds (done dirt cheap), was dirty knees and the thunder cheeks.— S
- a friend thought that the song "dirty deeds done dirt cheap" was saying "dirty deeds dunderchief"— dubs
- my sister when she was little thorght head lice tried to borrow into her head to get to her brainAnon
- I used to believe that toilets would open and swallow you up because they got dirty!!— swallowing toilet
- i used to believe that the "coin wash" was to clean my dirty pennies.— rmutt
- When I was little, I thought that Water Towers were full of dirty laundry. Why? I dont know.Anon