when me and my brother were little (5 and 3) we used to be obbsessed with talking about penises so my parents told us that the reason it was taboo was because penises are like nasty and unsanitary (because she didnt want to tell us about sex)
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to believe ghurkins were mouldy penises— bubz
- I used to think that hot dogs were made from boys' penises.— never eating hot dogs again
- When I was younger I thought men had two penises, one for peeing and one for having sex.Anon
- I used to think that women had penises, but that they were just hairier than mens'.— Ameeratron
- When I was about six, I believed that boys had buttons on their penises--one for pee and the other for poop.Anon
- I used to believe both boys and girls had penises so i thought sex was when they tied them together.Anon