When i was about 4, i found tampons in my mums bag, and i thought they were cool cotton straws she had bought for me. Later on when i went to the toilet, i saw a used tampon floating in the toilet. I ran out of the bathroom and screamed 'MUM!! STOP PUTTING TOMATO SAUCE ON MY STRAWS!!!!'
A childhood belief about periods

others believed things like this
- My mum used to tell me that baked beans were just peas covered in tomato sauce.— munky
- once me and my friend stuck her mums tampons up are butts thinking that you didnt have to poo— ha ha ha ha
- I used to believe that Mums and Dads bought children from shops in big cellophane boxes— Richard M
- I thought that toilet paper was bread and by puting it it the toilet i was feeding the ducks at the bottem.— Gringo
- I used to think that a tornado was a tomato and lots of tomato juice would got flying around.— sam
- i used to be scared to use the bathroom becuase i believed something lived in the toilet.— robert allen freeman the fourth