When I first discovered the little red "bump" by my hole as a child that I later found out was my clitoris, I thought for many years that it was actually a really tiny penis. This bothered me, because I knew I was a girl and I wasn't supposed to have one of those. I thought I was some sort of freak because I had a vagina AND a penis. I knew I was a girl because I had 3 older brothers and they were shaped different and talked different so I knew I wasn't like them. I started to believe that I was definitely a girl, but because my mom had given birth to so many boys before she had me that there was "boy juice" left inside her and that's why I was born with a small penis too.
Finally one day I sucked up my pride and asked my mom about it. She told me that what I had there was perfectly normal and it was just another piece of my vagina. I was so very relieved......
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- when i was a little girl i asked santa for a penis for christmas. i thought it was a really awesome toy. — haha
- i used to believe that a penis was the same as a vagina except really long— *stupid*
- i used to believe that if you have sex for too long, the penis would stay in your vagina— Angela
- i used to think that having sex was licking the persons vagina or penis until u got tiredAnon
- im a girl and i used to think my mom had a penis and i would eventually grow my ownAnon
- I used to think that oral sex was when the guy put his penis in the girl's belly buttonAnon