When I was a kid I noticed that my Grandfather and my Uncles had crooked teeth and the thing they all had in common was that they drank beer. So I came to the conclusion that if you drink beer it will give you crooked teeth.
A childhood belief about drinks

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that men drank beer and women drank wine. Anon
- I used to think that Root Beer was beer with less caloriesAnon
- That you had to be a male to drink beer.— andrei gaspar
- I always thought there was a drinking age for coffee, because it was an adult drink like beer and wine.Anon
- I used to think that apple juice was beer and I'd drink it all the time and pretend to be drunk.— Dee
- When I was little, I used to think that if you drank beer you would die right after you drank it.— I'm so stupid