When I was about 5, I saw the family cat sleeping on the floor. It started to wake up and when it stood up there was a ping pong ball underneath it that it had been laying on. I ran screaming to my mom, "the cat laid an egg".
A childhood belief about cats and dogs

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that cows laid beef, like the way chickens laid eggsAnon
- when i was young i used to believe a wake was when you waited for the dead person to wake upAnon
- I used to think volleyball was actually called "ball-y ball"Anon
- i used to believe (because my dad told me so) that AM stood for "awful music" and FM stood for "fine music"— skydvgrl
- i thought chickens laid peanuts.
— pikl - When I was little I believed rabbits laid eggs. Anon