You know, when you're little, you believe in monsters under thhe bed and all that. Not me. I believed that there was a ghost that looked exactly like Homer Simpson in my bathroom. I was always in and out really quickly, so it didn't 'get me'.
A childhood belief about bathrooms
others believed things like this
- I thought Oklahoma was named after my Uncle Homer. (Pre-Simpsons)Anon
- i used to think a small man named homer lived in my grandmother's freezer and made ice. — ana
- I used to believe Jessica Simpson was a secret character from "The Simpsons"— Lemon Jelly
- When I was little, I believed that if I didn't go to the bathroom quick enough, I would actually explode.— Coco S.
- I loved watching the cartoon Casper the Friendly Ghost and wondered why the Holy Ghost never got his own show.— Robert
- I thought the Holy Ghost was the ghost of the Virgin Mary.— Texas granny