When I was little, about seven or so.For some reason I thought the word 'organism' was 'orgasm', I'm not even sure where I'd heard the latter.
I got some strange looks when in class I said "plants and animals, like people, are all living orgasms" my teacher turned bright red and was choking back laughter. She quietly told me later that was the wrong word.
A childhood belief about sex

others believed things like this
- I use to think orgasms was a shorten name for the word organisms.— Kat
- In first grade, I thought that if I've never heard of a word before, then it wasn't a word.— Destiny
- i used to think that the word "stupid" was a curse word, ranging in scale right beside the "f" word.Anon
- I thought assassin was a bad word for some reason (maybe because it has ass in it?)— Alberto Richardson
- I used to believe that when people died, they turned brown just like plants do when THEY die.— Joey Schwartzman
- I used to think you could go to jail just by saying a word wrong during a speech.Anon