When I was younger, I would sit at the top of the stairs in the middle of the night, listening to my dad snore. I always thought he had a minature lawnmower in his throat (which was obviously why he snored so loud) that would turn on when he was asleep and shave his face.
...What an odd child I was.
A childhood belief about sleeping
others believed things like this
- I used to think that if you ate nuts and seeds that minature trees woudl grow in your stomach.— Gillian
- When I was about 3-5 I thought I could shave like my dad and I ended up cutting myself all over. — Matt
- I would turn the lights off and then leg it up the stairs thinking a monster would be chasing me.Anon
- When my cousin was younger his name was Alexander and he thought his middle name was "ander"Anon
- I used to beleive that my dad only had a shave on Sundays. Because he got up before me on all the other days.— roy
- When I was a child i used to believe that if i did not fall asleep an elf would come for me Anon