When I was little, I never would have thought--not in a million years--that I would live to be 30 without a) being stuck in quicksand, b) having an encounter with hot lava, and c) having to break out of prison. No, I've had a boring life.
A childhood belief about disasters

others believed things like this
- I used to believe when a person was convicted of a crime and sent to prison, his lawyer went to prison, too.— Tara
- I thought "prison" and "prism" are the same words as each other.Anon
- my uncle got sent to prison on the Isle of Wight. I thought that he had been sent into exile.— nns
- I used to think Tomato soup was Lava.— Daniel Green
- i used to believe lava and water made electricityAnon
- I thought the women in Prisoner Cell Block H were actresses banged up in prison themselves.— Reb Kean