When i was young I used to believe that when your bladder was full you could eat dry foods (like crackers, chips, or bread) and it would absorb all of your pee so you wouldn't have to use the bathroom any more.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I used to think that tampons were meant to absorb women's urine so they wouldn't have to go to the bathroom.— Koyaanisqatsi
- I used to believe that if I ate pieces of bread it would soak up my pee and I wouldn't have to pee anymore.— Anna
- I use to believe if I had to pee real bad if I ate crackers it would soak it up— steve
- I used to believe that if you were Caucasian you from New Orleans because they eat cajun foods.— Serena
- "Better than sliced bread"
I used to believe 'Sliced Bread' was a musical band.— Madeline - I used to think that if you ate the black bits on chips you would instantly die of cancer.— jayne