I use to think people who were "chinese" were "chinnys"
So during kindergarden with the 3 little pigs, "Not by the hair of my chinny,chin,chin" I asked the teacher if the pigs were chinese."
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if you touched Chinese people, they would break.— Christian
- i used to believe that euthanasia has something to do with young chinese people— CW
- If you held a buttercup under your chin and got a yellow reflection then you liked butter!— Tilly
- sheep were wooly pigs— CJ
- i used to believe that sausages were to pigs as eggs are to hens— stuart swanston
- I believed that pigs could actually fly. I'm 13 and found out this year that they can't.— Boy I'm Blonde