My four year old son came home from preschool and told me "did you know Miss Gail's Aunt has no meat on her bones?" He was shocked. Apparently he had overheard her telling someone how thin her Aunt was. I explained it was just an expression, but I'm not really sure what he thought about it.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- i used to think my aunt sandra was aunt bannana.Anon
- I was sad for many years because my aunt once told me I would go to hell for farting in church!— Tara
- my aunt told us there was a special chemical in the pool that would turn red if we peed in it.Anon
- I thought my aunt was Tina Turner actually, but she is keeping this as a secret...
— sel - I thought that the song "Hands off she's mine" by The English Beat was actually saying "Anton, she's my aunt"— Nate
- When I was six my sister told me Meat Pies were made from mashed up rats...to this day I can't eat a Meat Pie.— Jamie