The first time I entered Church I was probably 3 or 4 yrs old. I remember seeing the large crucifix over the altar and thinking it was Gene Autry on the cross. I think I was getting the "gee" sound mixed up since "Gene" and "Jesus" had similar beginning sounds. I also associated wood (as in the cross) with cowboys.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- When i was about 3 or 4 i thought Gene Simmons was the Boogie Man.— miss13
- When I was little I though "A Cross" was a mud/tar pit and that Jesus drowned.— Usagi Ohkami
- when I saw a sign with a deer on it I always thought deer had to cross the street by it. like a cross walk— only me
- If you cross your eyes, they will get stuck like that.Anon
- I used to believe Nuns are a third gender, a cross between men and women:)Anon
- if you cross your eyes and there's a gush of wind, you'll get stuck like that !!— Olivier