I used to believe that men who had lots of facial hair were covering up the fact that they didn't have any chins. I used to be afraid of hugging my uncle, or accidentally reaching up into his beard because I thought I'd find something unpleasant!
A childhood belief about hair

others believed things like this
- When I was a kid I though facial hair on a man is what gave them the deep voice — Adrian Z.
- My uncle harry has a very long beard and a hariy face. I used to think he was a wizard.Anon
- i used to think stigmata meant the really clear, white sunbeams that you could see reaching down to the earth.— lora
- My uncle told me that if I didn't wash my ears when I took a bath, corn would start going out of them.— Ebod
- I used to believe that if you slept with the covers covering your neck, vampires couldn't bite you. — Moot
- When i was young about 5 i used to think god was a donkey with a long beard!Anon