When I was little I had heard about people having worms in their intestinal tracts, and I would get scared when I pooped that one would come out and bite me on the butt. Or that it would come out and try to go back in.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I'm black, so as a child I used to assume that white people pooped peach the way I pooped brown.— Rick
- i used to believe that when i used the tolit a snake will come out and bite your butt. lolAnon
- I used to believe that crocodiles lived in the toilet and would bite my butt when I had to go to the loo.— Oz
- i used to think that when i was pooping a crocodile could come out of the toilet and bite my butt off.— derek
- I believed that linguini was made of tape worms and was scared to eat pasta for a long time!— Mojo!
- I always thought that the gummy worms were real worms that had been mummified— The Ice Cream Sandwich Monster