I am the only girl in the middle of all brothers. As such, when I was little, I wanted to be a boy. I had seen them pee and assumed that if I faced the toilet when I peed, I would eventually grow a penis. After one failed attempt at peeing standing up facing the toilet, I just straddled the toilet thinking that'd be sufficient to grow a penis. I peed while straddling the toilet for at least a year before my mother asked what the hell I was doing.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing
others believed things like this
- I was scared that if I peed too much, the toilet would flood— scarlett
- I thought that toilet paper was bread and by puting it it the toilet i was feeding the ducks at the bottem.— Gringo
- I used to believe that monsters lived in my toilet and they ate my poop and urine when i flushed the toilet.Anon
- I used to believe that if I flushed the toilet before I showered, I would take a shower in dirty toilet water.— Chris D
- I used to beleve when i was 4 that the flush on the toilet was to wake up toilet monsters.— Millie
- I used to think if I left the toilet seat open my cat would get flushed down the toilet.— G