When I was younger, I was convinced that God was a cloud in the sky.
And how could a cloud in the sky hear my prayers from down here?
I'd tie a note to a balloon and send it up into the sky, believing he would read it and help me if he wanted to.
A childhood belief about prayers

others believed things like this
- when i was young i thought god was a cloud, big white fluffy cloud floating around with 2 eyes and a smile. — kerrie
- I used to believe that everytime it rain that Mrs. Cloud was crying b/c Mr. Cloud made her mad.Anon
- I used to believe I could become a cloud-maker.— Emdee
- when i was little, i think the cloud followedme when i was in a car— broorb
- i used to think that farts came out as a little orange cloud.— mh
- I used to believe that fog occurs when someone shoots a cloud with a gun.Anon