I used to believe gay was a religion. One time at the beach when I was 5, my older cousin called me gay. I was confused, never having heard the word before, and responded, "I'm not gay. I'm Christian."
A childhood belief about characters

others believed things like this
- I used to wonder why so many cops in movies were called "Lieutenant" as a christian name.— chris
- When I was young, I heard the word 'minion' for the first time and thought it was a miniature onion.— Karin
- In first grade, I thought that if I've never heard of a word before, then it wasn't a word.— Destiny
- My older sister used to tell me that ants were bees. My mom was very confused when I refused to go outside.— Paulette
- My cousin used to think that a group of nine singers was called a "niner".Anon
- I used to think that 'hippie' was a religion— Shannon