When I was in middle school I had to write a paper for English. I remember my mom proof read it and looked at me confused and asked me to clarify by the phrase "I ran next store to borrow bread". I guess each time people would say "next door" I heard "next store". I remember arguing with her about it because I knew I was RIGHT!
It was a harsh reality that day!
A childhood belief about spelling

others believed things like this
- I remember thinking that the "Nude Furniture" store was some sort of naughty place. — Texas Rocky
- I used to gag when I ate english muffins because the holes in the bread looked like nostrils.Anon
- for some time I used to think that at a drug store people really sold drugs.— NEO_ryu
- I used to believe that every time i went in a store that the grown ups had to buy me something.— jvf
- I remember thinking that non-English speakers were much smarter because they could speak "so much faster." Anon
- i used to think next door neighbors were "next store neighbors"Anon