I used to think Jesus was a flying zombie who lived in a cave in the woods behind my house. If you were outside by yourself after dark he would catch you and put you in a pit full of unspeakable horrors.
A childhood belief about monsters
others believed things like this
- I believed that Jesus was flying across the sky, it was actually sunlight reflecting off planes.— Patti
- "Hail Mary full of grapes" And "The Fruit Of The Loom, Jesus."— Silly Little Girl
- I used to believe that Jesus and all of the wise men lived under my bed. — wuteve
- I used to believe that Jesus lived in the tower of the churchAnon
- I used to believe you got high tides when the sea was full (I lived on the Thames, then) — rosy
- that if i swang high enough on the swing set at my grandmothers house...i could catch a cloud for her.— nicole