Up until I was around six or so, I believed that I was really a cat, living with humans. So, naturally, in kindergarten when we did self-portraits, mine was a cat. This made my teacher quite angry. I was amused.
A childhood belief about cats and dogs

others believed things like this
- When I was in kindergarten, I used to believe that they locked the teacher's in the teacher's lounge at night.Anon
- My friend's sister believed the lyrics to Gazza's "Fog on the Tyne" were "Fog on the dinasaurs mine all mine"— Suzanne
- For some reason I used to believe humans were made out of toothpaste— lu
- When I was young, I used to wonder what if the animals turned into humans while the humans were away.— Kirk
- that the chinese dish Hunan beef was really made from humans. To this day, I have never ordered it. — kristen
- We put food in our mouths, so naturally I believed my stomach was in my head.— Timb