i had a roomate in college who believed that the midnight oil song where they said "how can we sleep when are beds are burning" they were saying "how can we dance with our ugly cousins"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think it was true that only ugly girls poop and I thought I was an ugly girl because I poopedAnon
- I believed I could tap dance by moving my feet real fast. — Aussie
- I used to think that your cousins are your cousins only until they're 21, then they become your aunt,or uncle!— AMILA
- I thought that 'burning' DVDs and CDs was literally incinerating them. — These Tunes Are FIRE!
- I used to believe that flowerbeds were beds for flowers.— Nina Green
- I used to believe cows were ugly horses— Marlene