When I was little I used to think that you made breakfast sausage by putting weiners in the toaster, the same way you made toast by putting bread in the toaster. That's what I thought toasters were for, turning "everyday food" into "breakfast food".
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I Believed that somthing took the bread from the toaster and replaced it with toast.— Shukun
- I used to think that the toast would never pop out of the toaster if you watched it while you were waiting.Anon
- When I was little, I was told that God made people of every color.....I was sure he used a big toaster.— stormy
- I used to think that little bakers lived in the toaster who baked the bread and pushed it back up.— Karen K
- I used to think that the sleep in my eyes at the breakfast table were toast crumbs.— crawford
- I used to believe that if you ate eggs for breakfast everyday you'd get pregnant...Anon