When I was really yound, my Dad took me downstairs to make me a PB+J sandwich. I put the peanut butter and the Jelly on the same side of the bread, and he said if I did that, the Peanut Butter and jelly police would come and take me away. He even dialed their "number" (but didn't press "send") I was CONVINCED the police were coming to take me away. I tried not to cry, and dad couldn't understand why I wasn't hungry anymore. It is one of my worst memories, and I can make my dad feel guilty to this day.
A childhood belief about general
others believed things like this
- I thought that barf was what they used to make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches!— Maan o' War
- I used to believe that my mother invented peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Anon
- I used to believe that peanut butter was lobster poo.— PaulH(nz)
- My daughter thought that ear wax was peanut butter.— Bobbiemac
- When I was a little boy, I thought that hair was made out of peanut butter.Anon
- i used to believe that the chunks in chunky peanut butter were bugs.— Lauren