I used to not know who Jesus Christ (i Dint even know he was a person) and thought his name was pronounced "Cheeses Christ". I believed that Cheeses Christ was a cheese and also something you sa ywhen you get mad. I could never figure out why someone would talk about Cheese when they are mad.
A childhood belief about characters
others believed things like this
- I believed that Jesus Christ was the son of the Christ family, i.e., Mary and Joseph Christ.— David Araújo
- In a religious song, instead of “Jesus Christ” I heard “Cheese is Prize”— EJ
- I used to believe the Christ was born
on Christmas Day and crucified the
following Easter.— William Golding - I used to think that Christ the royal master leaned against the throne. rather than leads against the foe.Anon
- I thought the blue veins in some cheeses were actually blood vessesls!— Helen
- Thanks to the commercials,I believed that Philadelphia Cream Cheese was made by Jesus.— Too Literal