I used to think that the lyrics to REM's Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight were:
Calling Cherly Baker
when it is actually:
Call me when you try to wake her up
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that i had a baker under my bed.— roger rabbit
- I used to believ Bob Holness (Blockbusters!!!) played sax on Baker Street— Donna "I believe anything" Roidlemaloid
- The whole world sleeps at the same time— Rebekah Senko
- when i was young i used to believe a wake was when you waited for the dead person to wake upAnon
- Actual lyrics: "I've never been your beast of burden"
My lyrics: "I've never been your big suburban"
— Big Suburban - When I heard "Don't Come Out Tonight(Bad Moon on the Rise), I thought they were saying Bathroom on the Right.— helen.sellers