Anyone remeber the song Convoy? I thought for a long while that roll your truckin' convoy was roll your *uckin' convoy
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought that the song "Built this City" by starship went as follows. "Milk and Cereal, Rock and Roll"Anon
- I thought Rock and Roll were 2 musicians, with one who rocked and one who rolled.Anon
- all people who smoke roll up cigarettes have been to prison— spam
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon
- i thaught the michael jackson song billy jean song said Janet's not my son Anon
- I used to think a female daddy-long-legs was called a "mummy-long-legs".Anon