When I was about 11, my teacher did the sex education thing with us. She passed round a condom and I thought it was gum so i chewed it. And then this kid who knew what they were used for laughed at me andthe teacher went mad coz i was chewing a condom!!
A childhood belief about condoms

others believed things like this
- When I was little I thought a condom was short for condominiam Anon
- When I was about 6 years old, I thought "condom" was short for "condominium!"— Confused Child
- For some reason i used to think that condom was another name for your boobs! — Claire
- When I was in kindergarten, I used to believe that they locked the teacher's in the teacher's lounge at night.Anon
- Until I was about 10 years old, I used to believe that a condom was a type of lollipop!— Marcel
- Used to believe that a condom was a little fold-up bag that you feed to your dog so it poop in a bag.— Anais Daehao