My son's version of Jingle Bells: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, jingle all the way! Oh thats one, it is to ride in a one horse open slave, hey!
... and We Wish You a Merry Christmas: We wish you was Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year
(he just turned 6!)
A childhood belief about songs

others believed things like this
- My mum used to tell me when the ice-cream truck turned on his jingle, it meant they had run out of ice-cream!Anon
- Maryland was actually a huge amusement park, i.e. Merry-Land, like Disneyland. — Julianne
- for the longest time every i used to think that Prince's "Raspberry Barret" said "round merry go round"— lin
- I was told that for every christmas carol i sang before christmas time santa would give me one less present!— K
- I believed that Robins hibernated throughout the year and only came out at christmas. Anon
- I used to think "Robin Hood and his merry men" was "Robin Hood and his *married* men."Anon