My history teacher is extreamly laid-back and we never do much work on Fridays. One day the whole class was sitting around talking when my teacher opens his phone to read a text message and then says "Wow! My boy is 23 inches long!" I went the whole day very upset that my teacher would say such a vulgar thing to his students.
I then realized that he was talking about his son who was born about 2 months earlier. I couldn't believe myself.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- When I was in kindergarten, I used to believe that they locked the teacher's in the teacher's lounge at night.Anon
- I used to think my elementary school gym teacher's name was "Jim Class".— Brandon Campbell
- i used to believe that my preschool teacher had eyes in the back of her head.Anon
- When I was in elementary school I use to think that teacher lived at school at their desks all year long.Anon
- I used to think that if you were the teacher's pet, you would turn into a hamster.Anon
- I used to belive that my teacher was a alien unfortunately this was true mum and said. — peter