When I was about 5 or 6 and we said grace at dinner, I thought the words were:
Goddess great
Goddess good
Lettuce thank him for our food
A childhood belief about prayers

others believed things like this
- "God is good, God is great, lettuce thank him for our food Amen"— pj
- I used to believe that cabbage was hot lettuce!!— smell
- I used to believe that cabbage was lettuce that had grown up.— JHR
- When I was little, I used to think that brussel sprouts were midget lettuce.— Jules
- there was a young girl i used to know that would say 'onion' at the end of grace, instead of 'amen'— matt
- I thought when you got food poisoning it might someone had put poison in your food— Bootlebat