I used to sing the lyrics to Robbie Williams's Angels 'Through it all, she offers me me protection, a lot of love and erection'... it kind of makes sense but the real lyrics are a lot nicer
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics
others believed things like this
- Actual lyrics: "I've never been your beast of burden"
My lyrics: "I've never been your big suburban"
— Big Suburban - I used to believe that the lyrics to Bon Jovi's "You Give Love a Bad Name" were "You give love a Band-Aid".Anon
- I thought a major general is more powerful than just a general (which still kind of makes sense to me)— Demond
- Did anyone else sing "Hark, the hairy angels sing"?— Jill
- I am Canadian and when I was little I would sing "True Pastry Love" instead of 'True Patriot Love"— Jess
- I thought the lines in the sky left behind by airplanes were "sky scrapers". Makes sense.Anon