My teenage neighbour once came round doing a survey for her religious studies class at school asking "what do you believe happens when you die?" She asked my parents first and then she asked me. I thought they were all crazy because it seemed like the answer was obvious. "You go to the graveyard!"
A childhood belief about people

others believed things like this
- i used to believe the graveyard shift was when you worked in a graveyardAnon
- i thought going to school was getting on the bus and driving round all day until they dropped you off. Anon
- When a "mean girl" in early grade school asked me if I was a virgin I answered "no I am catholic."— Hilary
- I thought sadism involved being sad and depressed. Obvious, I think.— ]_]
- for the longest time every i used to think that Prince's "Raspberry Barret" said "round merry go round"— lin
- Since we receive bread at Mass, I thought he was called "Jesus Crust" Seemed pretty obvious!Anon