One Christmas day when I was very young, I decided to play with the telephone and got through to a woman. My mum heard me talking and came to see what was going on, took the phone away from me and apologised to the woman. For some reason I was convinced that I was in trouble because the woman was the Queen and I was disturbing her Christmas Day lunch.
A childhood belief about telephones

others believed things like this
- My sister just recently realized that the lyric "more than a woman" wasn't 4 letter woman!— Anne
- I thought the line in the song "more than a woman" was "four-legged woman".— boo
- I used to think that the song "Evil Woman" was "Medieval Woman". Anon
- I watched a Michael Jackson music video with my brother, and we were convinced he was a woman.— Adrian
- I was told that for every christmas carol i sang before christmas time santa would give me one less present!— K
- I used to think I was Wonder Woman! Don't I wish it was so now!Anon