About a month or two ago, I was talking to my friend, David on the internet. He was also talking to our friend, Cassidy.
David and I were talking about phonesex and he told Cassidy about our conversation assuming she knew what it meant, and she asked him what phonesex was so we were trying to make somthing up and i randomly said "tell her it means when cows have sex!" I was kidding but he really told her and she called me and said "are you serious?!" Later she googled it and got sooo mad at us.. Plus she was grossed out by everything that came up adn she kept going "WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING?!?! WHY?!"
(David is 13, Cassidy is 11 and I'm 12, BTW)
A childhood belief about oral sex

others believed things like this
- I believed that everytime I kissed my David Cassidy poster he'd feel it back home in Hollywood.— Marie M
- I thought that since my grandpa and my dad's names are both David, than David Bowie must be my aunt's son.Anon
- i used to think oral sex was talking like,oh i want you and stuff of that sort......kind of like talking "sex"— merrissa
- My little sister's imaginary friend was Kit the talking car from that show Knight Rider.Anon
- David Bowie - Jean Genie
"The Jean Genie lives on his back
The Jean Genie loves cheesy snacks"— Santa Puncher - That people older than me knew what they were talking about.— Mark