When I took a crap,I used to think I was having a baby and was always surprised not to find a little fetus floating in the toilet.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing
others believed things like this
- I used to think that everytime a chicken took a crap it laid an egg. I was so nieve.— Bob.
- When my grandma was little, her dad would tell her that the freckles on her face and arms were fly crap.Anon
- When i was a kid I used to believe that smoke was dead souls floating around— Nick aged 8
- I belived that when I took a crap, my turd(s) would turn into snakes and bite my booty.— Butters.
- I used to believed that the clouds in the sky were floating piles of mash potatoes .— Funny Guy
- I used to believe that the sky had stop lights and road signs floating about for the airplanes.
— LoonaSM's