In David Bowie's song Life On Mars, I thought the lyrics were:
Sane Lords fighting in the dance hall
Oh man, look at those gay men go
It's the freakiest show
Take a look at the law man
Felling up the wrong guy
Oh man, wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the best-selling show
Is there life on Mars?
It kind of makes sense.
o.o
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought that since my grandpa and my dad's names are both David, than David Bowie must be my aunt's son.Anon
- I used to believe that my life was interesting enough to be a TV show and that they recorded me 24/7Anon
- I used to believe that life was like a tv show and that the world ended when I died.— mortimer x
- I thought a major general is more powerful than just a general (which still kind of makes sense to me)— Demond
- I used to think that 'black comedy' was show like Family Matters and The Cosby Show.— Katie
- David Bowie - Jean Genie
"The Jean Genie lives on his back
The Jean Genie loves cheesy snacks"— Santa Puncher