As a big Culture Club fan, I often get lyrics mixed up.
Take for example Miss Me Blind:
Bet you got a good gun
Bet you know how to have some fun and then
You turn it around on me because
I'm better than the rest of the men
I heard it as:
Bet you got a good bun
Bet you know how to have some fun in bed...
I figured that it was just another song about Jon Moss and his buns.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- i use to think boy geroge from the culture club was a pretty woman.— toe
- When I was 5, I thought cats were spawned from moss, since moss was so soft. Made sense to me.Anon
- The song called heart of glass mixed me up as a kid. I heard "Heart and ass". — oops
- I used to turn the TV off when I left the room so I didn't miss anything.— S.Lee
- I used to think you had to be in a special club to get a Club Sandwich.— Louis
- When I was little I used to believe everything the government does is right and for the good of everyone.— Rob