i thought that the lyrics from i saw her standing there where
"..and i held her hand in my ear"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- My teacher held out a hand to say, "stop" but I thought she wanted a high-five.Anon
- I used to believe that since guys peed while standing up, then they must poo while standing up too.— Stupid girl
- Actual lyrics: "I've never been your beast of burden"
My lyrics: "I've never been your big suburban"
— Big Suburban - I used to think that my right hand wasn't my right hand anymore if I turned around.— Mike
- i thought that if you held in your fart you burp if you happen to hold both in you explode!— ahh!
- I held my breath near cemeteries because I thought it would be rude to inhale spirits. Anon