when i was a kid i used to think that pooping was pretty much the same as giving birth, so i would always look in the toilet before flushing to make sure that there wasn't a baby in there.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- i used to think that when i was pooping a crocodile could come out of the toilet and bite my butt off.— derek
- I used to think if you didnt get up before flushing the toilet would eat you...Anon
- i used to think when it started raining it was god flushing the toilet— edel
- I was certain that rain was created by God having a pee and flushing his huge toilet above us— Emma H
- I used to believe that if you didn't close the toilet lid after flushing, you would get sucked down into it.— Maya
- My best friend used to believe that when it rain and thundered that God was flushing his toilet. — Jelly Bean