Growing up I distinctly remember a new report on ABC about Cabbage Patch Kid dolls. The report showed them them on the assembly line and the reporter was talking about them having a name and birth certificate. I was mortified after that report because I thought that they made the Cabbage Patch kids from real babies and couldn't figure out how they turned them into plastic or why someone would kill a baby to make a doll.
A childhood belief about toys

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that Cabbage Patch Kids were made from real cabbage XD— foxxip
- When I was five, I tried to report myself to the police because I'd drawn on the furniture.Anon
- My Sister Once Said That Polly Pocket Was A Real Girl That Got Shrunk To Doll Size And Turned Into A Doll.— Jamie
- I used to believe that cabbage was hot lettuce!!— smell
- I used to believe that cabbage was lettuce that had grown up.— JHR
- I used to believe woman got preganant by looking at a cabbage.
JOrge - BRazil — JOrge Nilson