i used to believe that a blow job was some sort of hair dryer!
A childhood belief about oral sex

others believed things like this
- I used to think that a blow job was drying your hair, like blowing your hair dry.Anon
- I used to think that if you didn't blow your nose and just sniffed the snot up, you head would blow up.Anon
- I used to think I smelled wrong, but I figured out it was because we never used dryer sheets. — blnkfrnk
- i thought that since my dr's name was "Dr. Washer" that meant my nurse's name was "Dryer" ... i know, its sad— mekare
- i used to believe that a blow job was when you got payed to blow up ballowns— blown away
- I used to think that everybody's hair was black and if you had blond hair, you dyed your hair.— ~_~CoolKid93_~_